When I take a long time, I am slow,
When my boss tales a long time, he is thorough.
When I don’t do it, I am lazy,
When my boss doesn’t do it, he is too busy.
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, that is initiative.
When I please my boss, I’m apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, he’s co-operating.
When I do well, my boss never remembers.
When I do wrong, he never forgets.